Setting: After roasting a chicken and serving it with glazed carrots, sautéed mushrooms, roasted potatoes and broccoli, I looked at the disaster that had become the kitchen―dirty pots, pans and dishes covering the counters and piled into the sink.
Me: I feel guilty because I made a big mess.
The Hub: You always make a big mess.
Me: That was mean! I'll show you! I'll start cleaning up after myself.