Things To Do Today
1. Go to a cookout.
2. Eat too much food.
3. Watch fireworks in a huge crowd on the beach.
4. Eat more food that is now filled with sand.
5. Sing patriotic songs.
6. Ooohh and aaahh endlessly, loudly and passionately.
7. Get soppy weepy.
8. Dodge electric sparklers in the hands of children racing through the crowd, avoiding their parents, who are in hot pursuit.
Have a happy Fourth of July and a fun, safe weekend.